Writers have good days and bad days. Well, everyone has good days and bad days, but the bad days seem worse and the good days seem better when you’re trying to write.
We stare at the blank piece of paper in front of us or that glaring white space that Microsoft Word is using to taunt us. Warning: Procrastination alert! Suddenly, checking Twitter feeds and answering email – or anything else that makes us feel productive – become MUST-DO-NOW tasks.
I’ll admit it. I’ve lived in that frustrating world of blankness way too much for my liking. When I’m there, I often end up searching the web for things like “inspiration to write” or “motivational quotes for writers.” But this is the first time I’ve decided to take those searches and write about them. 🙂
So, if you need a little inspiration or just want an excuse to keep procrastinating, read through these.
Getting Started And Procrastination
1. “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” -Christopher Walker.
I really hate those all-nighters when you’re trying to cram a week’s worth of writing into 8 hours. Or 4. Or 2.
2. “Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin.” -Victor Kiam
Okay, so the main reason I like this quote is that I like to say “assassin.” Assassin. Uh-sass-in. Uh-sassssss-in.
3. “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” -Ellen DeGeneres
4. “I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia.” -Joanne Harris
Mama always said procrastination and paranoia go together like peas and carrots.
5. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” -Mark Twain
When in doubt about the origination of a quote, Mark Twain is a safe bet. Even if he didn’t say it, people will believe you if you say he did.
6. “Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” -A.A. Milne
Pooh may be the main character in Milne’s books, but Eeyore is and always will be my friend.
7. “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” -Don Marquis
8. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams is my hero. Well, he is during those times when I need to take a break from Neil Gaiman being my hero.
9. “I lost some time once. It’s always in the last place you look for it.” -Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman is my hero. Well, he is during those times when I need to take a break from Douglas Adams being my hero.
10. “The thing that would most improve my life is 27 hours in a day. I could meet all my deadlines.” -Yoko Ono
That only works if you have 27 and everybody else still has just 24.
11. “One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.” -Aaron McGruder
12. “I don’t believe in deadlines, I don’t believe in telling the enemy when we’re going to withdraw.” -Ken Buck
Perfectionism And Making Mistakes
13. “One thing that helps is to give myself permission to write badly.” -Lawrence Block
Hmm. Or maybe I should pretend like bad writing is the goal. It’s a win-win situation. If I fail, I’ve written something good, and that will make me happy. If I succeed, I’ll have met a goal and…. NO, STOP! This is how I ended up with all those sales-are-final clothes in my closet that are too big for me.
14. “Sometimes the best way to learn something is by doing it wrong and looking at what you did.” -Neil Gaiman
Don’t think about failure as something bad. Just look at it as eliminating one of your choices of what to do. Because it failed. But we writers of steel EAT FAILURE FOR BREAKFAST!
15. “And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.” -John Steinbeck
This is, perhaps, the best thing Steinbeck ever wrote. Except for Of Mice and Men, of course. “Maybe ever’body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
16. “I discovered that rejections are not altogether a bad thing. They teach a writer to rely on his own judgment and to say in his heart of hearts, ‘To hell with you.’” -Saul Bellow
17. “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” -Scott Adams“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” -Scott AdamsClick To Tweet
18. “Mistakes are the portals of discovery.” -James Joyce
What a beautiful sentiment! That Joyce guy should write or something.
The Life Of A Writer
19. “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” -Douglas Adams
Yes, I know that I already have one quote from Adams on this list, but that’s okay when you’re working with a hero.
20. “The waste basket is a writer’s best friend.” -Isaac Bashevis Singer
Oh, if you’ve never read anything by Singer, I highly recommend Gimpel the Fool.
21. “The greatest part of a writer’s time is spent in reading in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make a book.” -Samuel Johnson
22. “I’m a writer, and I will write what I want to write.” J.K. Rowling
23. “The writer is a mysterious figure, wandering lonely as a cloud, fired by inspiration, or perhaps a cocktail or two.” -Sara Sheridan
Or three. Or four.
24. “One of the great rewards of a writer’s life is that it lets you read all the books you want to without feeling guilty.” -Damon Knight
General Quotes About Writing
25. “The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.” -Gene Fowler
And what do you do after that, Gene? Plagiarize?
26. “All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.” -Ernest Hemingway
Yeah, Ernie, that’s easy for YOU to say. It’s a little bit harder than that for those of us who don’t have a Nobel Prize in Literature.
27. “The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say.” -Anaïs Nin
28. “The writer is the engineer of the human soul.” -Joseph Stalin
Hey, every list of quotes needs at least one that was uttered by a super-villain.
29. “The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” -Stephen King“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.” -Stephen KingClick To Tweet
30. “I was saving the name of ‘Geisel’ for the Great American Novel.” -Dr. Seuss
I physically cringe every time I see people misspell the doc’s name as “Suess.” Yes, I used an adverb in that last sentence. In your face, Stephen King.
31. “This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Overrated if you ask me.” -Eeyore (A.A. Milne)
32. “Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.” -Isaac Asimov
33. “Maybe stories are just data with a soul.” -Brene Brown
I’m not sure what this means, but it sounds deep and profound.
Random Quotes I Like
34. “I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.” -Stephen King.
35. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” -Winston Churchill
36. “Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.” -Maya Angelou
Just reading this makes my heart smile.
37. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
38. “Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” -Albert Einstein
So, the next time someone says, “You don’t have any common sense,” take it as a compliment.
39. “Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” -G.K. Chesterton
This one is a close second to my favorite quote ever.
And now, I’ll end this list with my all-time favorite quote:
40. “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” -Carl Sagan“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” -Carl SaganClick To Tweet
And a bonus quote: